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The ABC's of Quitting

A is for Asthma
B is Bad Breath
C are Carcinogens
That CAN cause our deaths

D is the Dopiness
We feel when we smoke
E Emphysema
That can cause us to choke

F is for Fumes and
G is for Gas and
H is Hawking phlegm...
All pains in the *ss

I is for Ignorance
That keeps us in chains
J Justification
That runs through our brains

K is for Kingsize
L is for Long
M is for Medium
But all of them wrong

N Nicotine
That addicting stuff
O is OD'ing
Cause we can't get enough

P is for Patches
Q is our Quits
R stands for Right Now!
Use whatever that fits

S is for Stinky
T stands for Tremors
U is Unkempt
All traits we remember

V is Viagra
What you'll need if you puff
W is Waiting
For your Wang to come up

X is eXactly
What I'm trying to say, that
Y is your Youth
That you're throwing away

Z is the ending
Of our alphabet
And smoke will be yours
If you haven't quit yet

®2001 by E.B. all rights reserved. Many thanks to Otter for allowing me to use this poem on my web site. I think it's a great way to remind yourself why you need to quit the evil weed.

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