Comfortably Dumb

Hello,
Is there anybody in there
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home
Come on now
I hear you're feeling dumb
Brain Fog's hit again
And it makes you feel insane
Relax
It's just a little passing phase
Just part of the quit
It won't last past HOF

No nicotine and I am reeling
My thoughts are just smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child I started smoking
My friends all said that I was cool
Now I've quit and I can barely think
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably dumb

O.K.
don't be such a big prick
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
Big deal you feel a little sick
Can you stand up?
Can't you remember your own name?
Tell me why you're acting so damn sad
I don't think it's all that bad

No nicotine and I am reeling
My thoughts are just smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
Before I had quit
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Of what it might be like to die
It sacred me right out of my mind
But now I can't do anything but cry
My mind is blown
The thrill is gone
And I have become comfortably dumb

Words by Roger Waters
Additional Parody Lyrics by Lane Baldwin
Protected by Common Law Copyright -2004
Thanks to Lee for the title & concept