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(Smoke)Freebird

If I quit smoking ciggies
Would you be so proud of me
Cause I can't stand the way the stink
And take the breath right out of me
But if I stay strong and comitted
Things will never be the same
Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird can damn sure change
Lord knows I can change

Bye, bye it's been real Ciggie
But my feelings they have changed
Please don't take it so badly
Cuase lord knows you're to blame
For the problems with my health now
And things will never be the same
Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird can damn sure change
And this bird can damn sure change
Lord knows, I can change
Lord help me, help me change

Parody Lyrics by Lane Baldwin
Protected by Common Law Copyright - 2004

P.S. It really helps if you play the air guitar solo at the end. Honest!
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