Well I used to smoke about two whole packs a day
Then I hacked up a lung
My teeth were sickly yellow and my skin was gray
And I smelled just like dung

I had that Junkie Fever
Junkie Fever

I think I started smoking at about fourteen
My friends said it made me look cool
Now I've got a cancer and COPD
And I feel like a fool

I had that Junkie Fever
Junkie Fever
I had that Junkie Fever
Junkie Fever

I learned how dangerous that smoking is I've got to ch-ch-change
It's so damn stupid, it's so insane
It makes this grown man cry, cry Oh man I've got to change

So I got myself the patch and some Nicotine gum
And dropped inot a forum or three
Cause they know just what it's like, just what I'm goin' through
And they're all helpin' me

Get rid of Junkie Fever
Junkie Fever
I had that Junkie Fever
Junkie Fever

<scream this next part really high and obnoxiously>

Junkie Fever
Junkie Fever
Junkie Fever
Junkie Fever

Parody Lyrics by Lane Baldwin
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