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Don't Panic and Don't Smoke!

There is absolutely NO reason for you to ever smoke again. If you're starting to rationalize that it's OK to have just one, rereadJunkie Thinking. If you're starting to think that smoking wasn't really that harmful, reread20 Buddies. If you smoked for decades - as I did - and are really having a tough time staying quit, reread"Why I Quit". If need be, call a friend, take a walk, send me a SCREAMING MIMI e-mail. Whatever you do, DON'T LIGHT UP!!

If all else fails, bang your head on your desk until the craving goes away...or you knock yourself out.

JUST DON'T SMOKE!!

I mean it...NO SMOKING!!!

If you absolutely, positively cannot stand another minute on the face of the earth without a stinky, smelly, death-filled tube of dried addiction in a box, click here to smoke a Virtual Cigarette®
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